#11 Best dark humour: Top 10!

Hey guys! If you have a weird sense of humour like me, I am here to share the laughter! πβ Here are some savage dark jokes that I came across and liked. Credits go out to their owners. βΊ Enjoy and I hope you have a good day! ππ« Credits to Pinterest 1. My mom died when we couldnβt remember her blood type. As she died, she kept telling us to βbe positive,β but itβs hard without her. Credits to Pinterest 2. A priest asks the convicted murderer in the electric chair, βDo you have any last requests?β βYes,β replies the murderer. βCan you please hold my hand?β ππ 3. Give a man a match, and heβll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.π₯𧨠Credits to Pinterest 4. The other day, my girlfriend asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.π΅π΅π΅ 5. Sorry, whatβs the quickest way to get to the hospital? Easy, just stand in the middl...