#11 Best dark humour: Top 10!
Hey guys!
If you have a weird sense of humour like me, I am here to share the laughter! 😆✌ Here are some savage dark jokes that I came across and liked. Credits go out to their owners. ☺ Enjoy and I hope you have a good day! 💞💫
1. My mom died when we couldn’t remember her blood type. As she died, she kept telling us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without her.
2. A priest asks the convicted murderer in the electric chair, “Do you have any last requests?” “Yes,” replies the murderer. “Can you please hold my hand?” 😐💀
3. Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.🔥🧨
4. The other day, my girlfriend asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.😵😵😵
5. Sorry, what’s the quickest way to get to the hospital? Easy, just stand in the middle of a busy road.
6. An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Or at least it does if you throw it hard enough.
7. My brother asked me how stars die. "Usually an overdose," I told him.
8. I started crying when Dad was cutting onions. Onions was such a good dog.
9. When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
10. I’d like to have kids one day. I don’t think I could stand them any longer than that, though.
- When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark. But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light.
- Credits to Pinterest
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