#11 Best dark humour: Top 10!
Hey guys! If you have a weird sense of humour like me, I am here to share the laughter! π✌ Here are some savage dark jokes that I came across and liked. Credits go out to their owners. ☺ Enjoy and I hope you have a good day! ππ« Credits to Pinterest 1. My mom died when we couldn’t remember her blood type. As she died, she kept telling us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without her. Credits to Pinterest 2. A priest asks the convicted murderer in the electric chair, “Do you have any last requests?” “Yes,” replies the murderer. “Can you please hold my hand?” ππ 3. Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.π₯𧨠Credits to Pinterest 4. The other day, my girlfriend asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.π΅π΅π΅ 5. Sorry, what’s the quickest way to get to the hospital? Easy, just stand in the middle of a busy road. Credits to Pinterest 6